May
6
weaponxman started following you
I just rebuilt that wall.
Scientifically Speaking
Call me Doctor Love. I will shoot you. In the face.
[[Doctor Nemesis Roleplay Blog]]
weaponxman asked: So I can't help but notice that you're not chasing Jill Valentine. Like at all. Or polygonal. It's like looking at the plot of "The Fly" fused Dennis Hopper and Rorschach. And it's the Jeff Goldblum version.
You know, one of the life’s greatest mysteries is: Why are you here?
Apr
28
notyournemesis replied to your post: [Shoots with an anesthesia-filled syringe-dart]
[Powers down his gun] Oh good. That still works. Alright, Doctor Orloff, let’s see what’s buzzing in your skull tonight.*She groans softly, nuzzling the floor.*
Where is my X-Club when I actually need them. Dragging a nearly unconscious girl through the halls is not exactly what a man needs on his résumé. Looks like we’re going to have to Officer and Gentleman with this, WhiteNoise. So keep from flailing, because I’m only going to be one of those things.
[He stashes the gun in an inner pocket of his coat and lifts the girl from the ground before heading toward the medical bay]
And I swear to GLaDOS, if you so much as drool on my coat, I will drop you like a unloved kitten.
xarustepes replied to your video: You all need this.
What’s going on?!SCIENCE, my bambinous barnacle.
On a possibly unrelated note, what the hell happened to you.
… You are a loud man. Why does everyone use funny words? I don’t know what’s going on! *The small child suddenly panics a bit because everything smells so… scentless and clean, too clean. And this man is too clean, not a spec of dirt, that is unnatural.*
You’re damn right I am. And words aren’t funny. The arrangement of words can be, but the words themselves only have potential. Like explosives.
Frankly, I don’t know what’s going on either. So ask your keeper, why are you a child and why are you in my lab.
Apr
27
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What’s going on?!SCIENCE, my bambinous barnacle.
On a possibly unrelated note, what the hell happened to you.
… You are a loud man. Why does everyone use funny words? I don’t know what’s going on! *The small child suddenly panics a bit because everything smells so… scentless and clean, too clean. And this man is too clean, not a spec of dirt, that is unnatural.*
You’re damn right I am. And words aren’t funny. The arrangement of words can be, but the words themselves only have potential. Like explosives.
Frankly, I don’t know what’s going on either. So ask your keeper, why are you a child and why are you in my lab.
I have always been a child. Who asks a lad why they are a child? That’s like asking a cur why it’s a cur. It’s silly. I don’t know how I got here. I’m just trying to find my mama.
I always ask curs why they’re curs. Who else is going to? Point is, you’re usually bigger. All things considered, that probably doesn’t make so much as an iota of sense to you.
Long story short, I don’t know how you got here either. And I told you, kid, I don’t know your mother. Isn’t there a daycare on the other side of the country?
What’s going on?!SCIENCE, my bambinous barnacle.
On a possibly unrelated note, what the hell happened to you.
… You are a loud man. Why does everyone use funny words? I don’t know what’s going on! *The small child suddenly panics a bit because everything smells so… scentless and clean, too clean. And this man is too clean, not a spec of dirt, that is unnatural.*
You’re damn right I am. And words aren’t funny. The arrangement of words can be, but the words themselves only have potential. Like explosives.
Frankly, I don’t know what’s going on either. So ask your keeper, why are you a child and why are you in my lab.
(via benditlikebeifong)
“I became a doctor for the same four reasons everybody does: chicks, money, power, and chicks. But, since HMOs have made it virtually impossible to make any real money, which directly affects the number of chicks that come sniffin’ around, and don’t ask me what tree they’re barking up, ‘cause they’re sure as hell not pissing on mine, and as far as power goes, well here I am during my free time letting some thirteen-year-old psychology fellow who couldn’t cut it in real medicine ask me questions about my personal life, so here’s the inside scoop there, pumpkin, why don’t you go ahead and tell me all about power.”
Fifty Favourite Characters (in alphabetical order) | 07. Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)
xarustepes replied to your video: You all need this.
What’s going on?!
SCIENCE, my bambinous barnacle.
On a possibly unrelated note, what the hell happened to you.
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